This Chicago Startup Just Exposed The Shocking Truth About Why Traditional Razors Are Destroying Bald Men's Heads

After 25 years of painful morning shaves, one man discovered this breakthrough that changed everything. Here's what Big Razor doesn't want you to know...

"My bathroom looked like a crime scene every morning..."

And I was the victim.

Blood spots on the white porcelain sink. Red marks streaking down the back of my neck. Tissue paper stuck to my scalp trying to stop the bleeding.

My wife would walk past the bathroom, see the carnage, and just shake her head.

"Maybe you should just let it grow out," she'd say for the hundredth time.

But I couldn't. Patchy, thinning hair looked worse than a clean shave. At least, that's what I told myself while dabbing blood off my scalp every morning.

I'm in my early 40’s and I've been shaving my head for over 20 years.

And for 20 years, I thought this was just... normal.

I thought everyone who shaved their head dealt with razor burn, ingrown hairs, and occasional blood.

I thought the 15-20 minutes of careful, painful shaving was just the price you paid for maintaining a bald head.

I was wrong.

THE DAILY TORTURE I ACCEPTED AS "NORMAL"

Let me describe what my morning routine looked like for four decades...

• 5:30 AM Alarm goes off
• 5:35 AM Stand in front of bathroom mirror, dreading what's about to happen
• 5:40 AM Start with a regular razor on the easy parts (top and sides of head)
• 5:50 AM Switch to a smaller razor to try to get the back of my head
• 6:00 AM Go over the same spots again because I missed patches
• 6:05 AM Notice I'm bleeding in three places
• 6:08 AM Apply tissue paper to stop bleeding, wait for it to dry
• 6:15 AM Finally finish, exhausted before my day even started

Every. Single. Day.

But here's what really made it torture:

• Razor burn that made my scalp feel like it was on fire for hours after shaving
• Ingrown hairs that turned into painful bumps I'd have to deal with for days
• Cuts and nicks that bled through my shirt collar
• Missed spots on the back of my head that I couldn't see but everyone else could
• Bathroom mess - hair clippings everywhere that my wife constantly complained about
• The cost - buying new razors every week, shaving cream, aftershave to deal with the burn

And the worst part?

I was embarrassed.

THE EMBARRASSMENT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT

You know what it's like to show up to a meeting with tissue paper stuck to your head because you're still bleeding?

I do.

You know what it's like to have someone point out that you missed a spot on the back of your head, and you have to act like it's no big deal while dying inside?

I do.

You know what it's like to avoid taking your kids to the pool because your scalp is covered in red bumps and ingrown hairs?

I do.

My confidence was shot.

I started wearing hats everywhere. Even indoors sometimes. Just to hide what my head looked like.

My wife stopped wanting to run her hand over my head. "It's too rough," she'd say. "And can feel all those bumps."

At work, I noticed people staring at my head during presentations. Not listening to what I was saying, just... staring.

One time, a colleague pulled me aside after a meeting.

"Hey man, no judgment, but... there's some blood on the back of your collar."

I went to the bathroom and saw what he was talking about. A cut on the back of my head had bled through my shirt.

Professional. Real professional.

BUT HERE'S WHAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND...

And this is the part that makes me angry when I think about it...

The problem wasn't me.

It wasn't my technique. It wasn't my scalp. It wasn't that I was "bad at shaving."

The problem was the tools I was using.

See, I thought I was doing everything right:

I bought quality razors - the expensive ones with 5 blades and "precision technology"

I used premium shaving cream - the stuff that costs $12 a can

I watched YouTube tutorials on "proper head shaving technique"

I even went to a barber once a month to get a professional shave so I could see how they did it

None of it mattered.

Because I was using tools that were never designed for what I was trying to do.

THE LIE THAT BIG RAZOR HAS BEEN SELLING US

Here's what I learned that changed everything...

Traditional razors - even the expensive ones - are designed for your face.

Your face has relatively flat planes. Your cheeks, your jawline, your neck - these are areas where a flat razor blade can make consistent contact with your skin.

But your head?

Your head is completely different.

Your head has:

• Constant curves that change angle every fraction of an inch
• A crown area with ridges and bumps
• Contours that are impossible to see (because they're on the back of your head)
• Different hair growth patterns than facial hair
• Thinner, more sensitive skin than your face

So when you use a face razor on your head, here's what happens:

It's not your fault.

It's the razor's fault.

But here's the infuriating part...

The big razor companies know this.

They know their face razors don't work well for head shaving.

But they keep selling them to us anyway because it's profitable.

Why would they invest in designing a purpose-built head shaver when they can just slap "works great on heads too!" on their existing face razor packaging?

Why would they create a new product when they can sell you the same inadequate razor - plus shaving cream, plus aftershave for the razor burn, plus scar treatment for the ingrown hairs?

They're making money off your suffering.

And they're counting on you not figuring out that there's a better way.

MY FAILED ATTEMPTS TO FIX THE PROBLEM MYSELF

Before I found the real solution, I tried everything I could think of to make traditional razors work better.

• Attempt #1: Electric Face Shavers

  I bought three different electric shavers marketed as "works on heads too."

  They all failed in the same way - they couldn't handle the curves. They'd skip over areas, pull my hair, and still required me to finish with a traditional razor anyway.

  Money wasted: $287

• Attempt #2: "Premium" Cartridge Razors

  I upgraded to the most expensive cartridge razors on the market. The ones with 5 blades, lubrication strips, "flexing head technology."

  They were slightly better than cheap razors, but I still got razor burn. Still got ingrown hairs. Still took 15+ minutes.

  And the replacement cartridges cost a fortune - $25 for a 4-pack that lasted maybe a month.

  Money wasted per year: $300+

• Attempt #3: Safety Razors (The "Old School" Approach)

  Someone on a forum said safety razors were the answer. "They're what barbers used before modern razors. They give the closest shave."

  I bought a highly-rated safety razor for $35 and a pack of blades.

  First attempt: I cut myself in SEVEN places. Seven.

  I looked like I'd been in a fight.

  Turns out, safety razors require even more skill to use on your head because you can't see what you're doing on the back of your scalp.

  Money wasted: $35 (plus my dignity)

• Attempt #4: Professional Barber Every Week

  I decided maybe I just needed to accept that I couldn't do this myself.

  I started going to a barber every week for professional head shaves.

  $40 per visit. Every week. $2,080 per year.

  This actually worked... but only for about three days after each visit.

  By day four, I was back to stubble and having to maintain it myself with my inadequate razors anyway.

  Plus, who has time to go to the barber every week? Between work and family, I was scheduling my life around barber appointments.

  After six months, I stopped. Too expensive, too time-consuming.

  Money wasted: $1,040 for six months

  None Of It Worked

  I'd spent thousands of dollars and countless hours trying to solve this problem.

  And I was still bleeding in my bathroom every morning.

  I was still embarrassed about my appearance.

  I was still dreading something as simple as shaving my head.

  That's when everything changed.

THE BREAKING POINT

It was a Tuesday morning. I was running late for an important client presentation.

I was rushing through my shave, trying to save time.

That's when I felt it — a sharp sting on the back of my head.

I'd cut myself. Deep.

Blood was running down my neck before I even realized what happened.

I pressed tissue paper against it, but it wouldn't stop bleeding.

Five minutes. Ten minutes. Still bleeding.

I was going to be late. And I was going to show up to this presentation with blood on my collar.

That's when I broke.

I threw the razor in the trash. Actually threw it. It clattered against the bathroom wall.

"I'm done," I said out loud to my empty bathroom. "There has to be a better way."

I couldn't do this anymore. I physically and emotionally could not do this for one more day.

I called my wife at work, something I never do.

"I need help," I told her. My voice was shaking. "I can't do this anymore. Can you research head shavers? Find me something that actually works. I don't care what it costs."

She heard the desperation in my voice.

"Are you okay?" she asked, concerned.

"No," I said honestly. "I'm bleeding, I'm late for a meeting, and I've been dealing with this for 20 years. I can't do it anymore."

"I'll find something," she said. "I promise."

That evening, she came home with her laptop and sat me down at the kitchen table.

"There's this company in Chicago called Groomie Club," she said, turning the screen toward me. "They specifically design shavers for bald men. Not repurposed face shavers — actual head shavers built from scratch."

She clicked through to the founder's story.

A guy who looked about my age. Bald. Talking about his own struggles with traditional razors.

"I got tired of bleeding every morning," he said in the video. "So I partnered with engineers to build what should have existed all along."

My wife scrolled down to show me reviews.

I kept reading. Review after review from guys saying the exact same things I was experiencing.

These weren't generic "great product!" reviews.

These were detailed accounts from men who had suffered with the same problems I had.

The article she found explained the engineering differences:

Traditional Razors:

• Flat blade geometry designed for flat facial planes
• Fixed angle that doesn't adapt to curves
• Requires multiple passes because of inconsistent contact
• Creates razor burn from dragging at wrong angles

Groomie BaldiePro:

• Curved blade geometry that follows scalp contours
• Floating blade system that maintains contact regardless of angle
• One-pass efficiency because blades stay in contact
• No razor burn because proper blade angle is maintained

Reading this, I felt stupid and relieved at the same time.

Stupid because the solution seemed so obvious once explained.

Relieved because it meant the problem wasn't me - it was just that nobody had built the right tool yet.

But I was also scared to hope.

"What if it's just another disappointment?" I said to my wife. "I can't... I can't get excited about another solution that doesn't work."

She reached over and took my hand.

"Then we return it," she said. "They have a 60-day guarantee. But what if it actually works? What if you never have to go through this morning again?"

That question hit me hard.

I realized something in that moment:

I was more afraid of another disappointment than I was excited about a potential solution.

That's how beaten down I'd become after 20 years of struggling.

But I was also desperate enough to try one more time.

"Okay," I said. "Order it."

She ordered it that night.

Price: $129

My expectation: Probably another disappointment that I'd return in a few weeks.

Her hope: That this would finally end my suffering.

One of us was about to be right.

THE FIRST SHAVE THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME BLEED

The package arrived in four days.

I charged it overnight, reading through the instructions and watching their tutorial video (which was actually helpful, unlike most product videos).

The next morning, I woke up with that familiar knot in my stomach.

The dread of what was about to happen.

Except… maybe this time would be different?

I pushed that hope down. I couldn’t let myself believe yet.

I stood at the bathroom counter (not in the shower – their instructions said you could do it dry with the pre-shave oil they recommended).

I applied a small amount of the Groomie Pre-Shave Oil to my scalp.

It felt… different. Smooth. Not greasy like shaving cream. It absorbed into my skin quickly.

Then I picked up the Groomie.

The weight of it felt substantial. Quality. Not like the cheap plastic devices I’d tried before.

I turned it on.

The sound was different too – a smooth, quiet hum instead of the harsh buzzing of other electric shavers I’d used.

I pressed it to the top of my head and moved it backward slowly.

Here’s what I noticed immediately:

The sound changed slightly – I could HEAR it cutting hair efficiently. Not straining. Not pulling or catching on hair. Just… cutting cleanly.

And the sensation – instead of dragging or pulling at my scalp, it felt like it was gliding.

Like the blades were actually designed to move across skin instead of fighting against it.

I moved it side to side across the top of my head. Three passes.

I ran my hand over the area I'd just shaved.

Smooth.

Not “pretty smooth” or “smooth enough.”

Actually smooth. Baby smooth. Like I’d just walked out of a barber shop.

And here’s what DIDN’T happen: no stinging. No burning sensation. No feeling like I’d just scraped my scalp raw with sandpaper.

My hand wasn’t shaking from nervousness anymore.

I moved to the sides. Same experience – smooth motion, quiet efficient cutting, perfect results.

Then came the moment of truth: the back of my head.

This is where I always bled. This is where traditional razors always failed. This is where I’d get those painful ingrown hairs that lasted for days.

I took a breath and reached around with the Groomie’s ergonomic grip.

And you know what? The grip actually felt natural in my hand at that weird angle. Like someone had actually thought about how you hold a device when shaving areas you can’t see.

I made slow passes up the back of my head, using my other hand to feel where I was shaving since I couldn’t see what I was doing.

Five passes. Maybe six. I wasn’t rushing. I wanted to be thorough.

I put down the Groomie and ran both hands over the back of my head.

Smooth. Everywhere.

No stubble. No rough patches. No missed spots that I’d have to go over again.

And most importantly – I looked at my hands.

No blood.

Not a single drop.

I stood there for a moment, just running my hands over my head over and over, not quite believing what I was feeling.

Twenty years. Twenty years of struggling – and it had never felt like this.

Then I looked at the counter.

Clean. No hair clippings scattered everywhere.

I looked at the Groomie – there was hair in the little chamber they’d built into it. All the cut hair was contained in one place.

I popped open the chamber, dumped it in the trash, rinsed the device under the faucet.

Done.

The whole bathroom cleanup took maybe 30 seconds.

I looked at my watch.

Five minutes. Maybe less.

From start to finish – applying the oil, shaving my entire head, cleanup – less than five minutes.

I looked in the mirror and actually smiled.

For the first time in 20 years, I’d shaved my head and it felt like… nothing.

Not painful. Not stressful. Not time-consuming. Not something I dreaded.

Just… done.

I touched the back of my head one more time, still not quite believing it.

“Honey?” I called out to my wife.

She appeared in the bathroom doorway, looking nervous.

“How did it—” she started to ask.

I turned around so she could see the back of my head.

“Oh my god,” she said, walking closer. “It looks perfect.”

She ran her hand over my head.

“It’s so smooth,” she said, genuinely surprised. “And you're not bleeding?”

I shook my head, smiling.

“How long did that take?”

“Maybe five minutes.”

She looked at the clean bathroom counter, then at me, then back at the counter.

“I can’t believe it,” she said quietly.

“Me neither,” I said.

We stood there for a moment, both of us realizing that something had just fundamentally changed.

That was six months ago.

And I haven’t used a traditional razor since.

WHAT I NOTICED OVER THE NEXT MONTH

I didn't want to get too excited after just one shave. Maybe it was a fluke.

Maybe the next time wouldn't be as good.

So I tracked my experience carefully for a full month:

• Week 1:
  • Zero cuts or nicks (this alone was life-changing)
  • Shave time averaged 4-5 minutes
  • No razor burn for the first time in decades

  • Wife commented: "Your head looks really smooth today"

  • Bathroom stayed clean after every shave
• Week 2:
  • Still no cuts (I stopped expecting them)
  • Got more comfortable with the technique - down to 3-4 minutes
  • Noticed I wasn't using aftershave anymore (didn't need it - no burn to soothe)
  • Started shaving at the counter instead of shower - saved even more time

  • A coworker said: "You get a fresh shave? Looks good."

I went back to the Groomie website to leave a review. That's when I started reading what others were saying:

I wasn't alone. Hundreds of guys were saying the same thing I was experiencing.

• Week 3:
  • The ingrown hairs on the back of my head were clearing up
  • My scalp actually looked healthy for the first time in years - no red bumps, no irritation
  • Stopped wearing hats indoors (I used to wear them to hide my scalp issues)
  • Saved $40 by skipping my monthly barber appointment
  • My confidence was coming back
• Week 4:
  • Shaving became routine instead of a dreaded task
  • Total time investment per week: about 20-25 minutes (vs. 90+ minutes before with traditional razors)

  • My wife ran her hand over my head: "I like this. It's smooth. And it doesn't have those rough bumps anymore."

  • Realized I hadn't thought about my head all week - it just wasn't a problem anymore
  • Started getting compliments on my appearance at work
• Month 2:

  • Stopped thinking about head shaving as a "problem" to solve

  • It was just something I did quickly every morning, like brushing my teeth
  • Mentioned my experience to another bald guy at the gym

"Oh man, you got a Groomie?" he said, his face lighting up. "Changed my life. I've been using mine for two years."

Two years? And it still works perfectly?

"Better than day one," he said. "Never buying another head shaver. This is it."

• Month 6 (Current):
  • Still using the same device
  • Still working perfectly - no degradation in performance
  • Still no razor burn, cuts, or ingrown hairs
  • Still saving 10+ minutes every morning
  • Battery still lasts 2-3 weeks per charge
  • Saved over $240 in barber visits
  • Bathroom still stays clean every time

The transformation wasn't just about the shaving itself.

It was about getting my confidence back.

It was about starting every morning without dread.

It was about not being embarrassed of my appearance anymore.

WHY THE GROOMIE BALDIPRO ACTUALLY WORKS

After using it for six months, I understand exactly why this works when traditional razors fail.

Let me break down the key differences:

1. Purpose-Built Blade Geometry

The SmoothShave™ blade system uses curved blades specifically designed to follow your head's contours.

Think of it like this: if you're trying to sand a curved surface, you need sandpaper that wraps around the curve, not a flat sanding block.

Traditional razors are the flat sanding block - they work great on the flat planes of your face, but they fight against the curves of your head.

Groomie is the flexible sandpaper that conforms to every curve naturally.

That's why you can make one pass over an area and get smooth results instead of going over the same spot five times and still missing patches.

2. The MessFree™ Capture System

This is the feature my wife appreciated most (and honestly, it’s now one of my favorite parts too).

There’s a chamber built into the device.

When the blades maintain contact with your scalp and cut hair at the proper angle, they can guide those hairs directly into that chamber instead of letting them fall everywhere.

So when you’re done shaving, you just pop it open over the trash, dump it out, and rinse the device.

No more hair tornadoes in the bathroom.

No more finding clippings on the counter three days later.

No more complaints from my wife about the mess.

This alone was worth the price.

3. Dry Shave Capability With Pre-Shave Oil

Here’s what changed my entire routine:

I didn’t need to shower to shave anymore.

I use the Groomie Pre-Shave Oil (they recommended it, and it actually works), add a little water, and go straight to the bathroom counter.

3–4 minutes and I’m done.

This means I can:

• Shave quickly in the morning without showering
• Touch up my head before going out in the evening
• Keep my routine flexible based on my schedule
• Travel without worrying about shower access

Last week I had only ten free minutes before my first call at 8 a.m. I woke up, did a quick 2-minute shave at the counter, grabbed my coffee, and was out the door.

The 20-minute struggle I once required to make myself presentable became a thing of the past.

Right, easy, done.

4. Ergonomic Design Actually Built For Reaching Behind Your Head

The grip is textured and angled with a slight curve that makes it comfortable to hold even when shaving behind your head or reaching tricky areas.

Traditional razors have straight handles designed for shaving your face in front of you – once you can’t see, it becomes awkward.

But your head isn’t shaped like your face. You need different ergonomics to comfortably reach around your own skull.

Groomie actually thought about this.

The team said they redesigned the handle after testers kept twisting their wrists in uncomfortable ways when shaving behind their head with earlier prototypes.

And then they designed it to be intuitive.

5. Rechargeable Battery That Actually Lasts

I charge it maybe once every couple of weeks.

It just… works. Every time.

With my old electric shavers, I constantly had to keep them on the charger or deal with fading power mid-shave.

The Groomie holds a charge surprisingly well, and when it does need charging, I just plug it into a cable for a couple hours and I’m good for another few weeks.

THE REAL DIFFERENCE: ENGINEERING THAT UNDERSTANDS THE PROBLEM

Here's what I realized after six months of using the Groomie...

All those years of struggle with traditional razors wasn't because I was bad at shaving.

It was because I was using a tool designed for a completely different job.

It's like trying to use a hammer when you need a screwdriver.

Sure, you might eventually get the screw in with enough force and time... but you're going to damage things in the process.

And you're going to be frustrated the entire time.

The Groomie BaldiePro is the right tool for the job.

Finally.

WHAT I WISH I'D KNOWN 20 YEARS AGO

I think about all those mornings standing in front of the bathroom mirror, bleeding, frustrated, running late because shaving took so long.

I think about all the times I was embarrassed about my appearance.

I think about the thousands of dollars I spent on razors, shaving cream, aftershave, barber visits.

I think about the time I could have spent with my family instead of struggling in the bathroom for 15-20 minutes every morning.

Forty years.

If the Groomie had existed 20 years ago, I would have saved:

• Approximately 3,650 hours (152 days) of time
• Over $50,000 in razors, products, and barber visits
• Countless embarrassing moments
• Decades of daily frustration

But I can't change the past.

What I can do is make sure other guys don't waste another 40 years like I did.

That's why I'm writing this.

HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

• ✅ 60-Day Money-Back Guarantee: Try it for two full months. If you don't love it, send it back for a full refund. No questions asked.

Why The 60-Day Guarantee Matters (And What It Tells You About Groomie)

Most companies offer 30-day guarantees.

You know why?

Because they know if you're going to return something, you'll probably do it in the first 30 days when you're still paying attention to it.

After 30 days, most people just... keep it. Even if they're not thrilled with it. It's the psychology of returns.

Groomie offers 60 days.

Double the standard.

When I called their customer service to ask why (yes, I actually called them), here's what their rep told me:

That's confidence.

They're literally giving you twice as long to change your mind because they KNOW you won't want to once you've experienced how much better it is.

I didn't need 60 days to know it worked.

I knew after the first shave.

But the fact that they offer double the guarantee period tells you everything you need to know about how confident they are in their product.

They're not worried about returns.

They're worried about making sure you have enough time to really give it a fair shot.

• ✅ Free Shipping: They cover shipping costs (which most companies charge $10-15 for)
• ✅ 2-Year Warranty: Double the industry standard. They stand behind their product.
• ✅ Designed in Chicago: Engineered in the USA by people who actually understand the problem
• ✅ Responsive Customer Service: They actually respond when you contact them. I've tested this multiple times. Response within hours, not days.

THE QUESTION THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING FOR ME

After I’d been using the Groomie for about three months, my wife asked me something during dinner one night that really stuck with me:

"If you could go back and tell your 20-year-old self this," she said, "would you?"

"Of course," I said without hesitation. "I would have saved decades of frustration. Thousands of dollars. Thousands of hours."

She nodded. "So what about the guys reading your story who are 30 right now? Or 40? They could save 30 or 40 years of what you went through. That's a big deal."

She was absolutely right.

And it made me think:

If you're reading this and you’re still using traditional razors that don’t work properly...

And you’re 30 years old...

You potentially have 30–50+ years of shaving ahead of you.

That’s:

• 15,000+ hours of frustration (625 full days of your life)
• $75,000+ wasted on inadequate tools, barber visits, and products to deal with razor burn
• Tens of thousands of mornings starting your day with blood, pain, and stress
• Decades of avoiding social situations because you're embarrassed about your appearance
• Years of lost confidence

Or you could solve it today.

Right now.

And never deal with it again.

The choice isn’t really "should I buy this?"

The choice is "how many more years am I willing to suffer before I fix this?"

I waited 20 years because I didn’t know there was a better way.

I thought traditional razors were all that existed.

I thought the problem was me – that I was just bad at shaving my head.

You don’t have that excuse anymore.

You’re reading this right now. You KNOW there’s a better way.

You’ve seen the engineering differences. You understand why traditional razors fail on curved surfaces.

You’ve read about my experience and the experiences of hundreds of other men who stopped suffering.

The only question is: are you going to act on this information?

Or are you going to close this page, go back to your traditional razors, and continue struggling for another year? Another decade? Another 40 years?

MY BATHROOM THIS MORNING

I want to tell you about something that happened this morning.

I looked at my bathroom counter after shaving.

Clean white porcelain. Not a single hair clipping anywhere. No blood spots. No tissue paper stuck to anything. No evidence of the chaos that used to happen in that bathroom every single morning.

Just... clean.

I ran my hand over my head. Perfectly smooth. No razor burn. No cuts. No rough patches.

And I thought back to what this same counter used to look like every morning for 40 years.

The blood. The mess. The evidence of my daily struggle with tools that were never designed for what I was trying to do.

I thought about all those mornings standing in this exact spot, dreading what was about to happen.

Looking at myself in the mirror with disappointment. Feeling embarrassed before my day even started.

And I smiled.

Because that's not my life anymore.

And it doesn't have to be yours either.

STOP SETTLING FOR RAZOR BURN

Twenty years.

That's how long I accepted pain as normal.

That's how long I thought the problem was me - that I just wasn't good enough at shaving, that my head was somehow wrong, that this was just how it had to be.

That's how long I wasted because nobody had built the right tool yet.

Or maybe the right tool existed and I just didn't know about it.

Either way - I can't get those years back.

The thousands of hours I spent struggling in the bathroom.

The thousands of dollars I wasted on solutions that didn't work.

The embarrassment. The frustration. The way I avoided social situations. The confidence I lost.

I can't change any of that.

But you don't have to lose yours.

Every morning now, I wake up without that knot in my stomach.

I don't dread shaving anymore. It's just... something I do. Quickly. Easily. Like brushing my teeth.

I don't check my collar for blood spots before I leave the house.

I don't wear hats indoors to hide the state of my scalp.

I don't avoid taking photos with my family.

I don't make excuses for why I can't go to social events.

I just... live my life.

With a smooth head. And clean bathroom counters. And confidence.

The way it should have been all along.

And the only reason I'm writing this - the only reason I'm sharing a story this personal, this vulnerable - is because I don't want you to waste another 40 years like I did.

You don't have to accept this anymore.

There is a better way.

It exists. It works. It's available right now.

Stop suffering with the wrong tools.

Stop accepting pain as normal.

Stop thinking the problem is you when the problem is what you're using.

Get the tool that was actually built for what you're trying to do.

Your future self will thank you.

I promise.

Using Groomie BaldiePro for 6+ months

Zero razor burn. Zero cuts. Zero regrets.